Alcohol!

A friend came up with this recipe and I've been drinking them ever since.

"Riker's Island Iced Tea"

1oz Vodka, Preferably Absolut Red Label
1oz Triple Sec
1oz Gin
1oz White Tequila (don't use Gold)
1/2 oz Bacardi 151
1/2 oz Clear Springs Grain Alcohol
4oz Sweet & Sour
2oz Coke

Mix in a colander and pour over crushed ice.

Add a little more Coke, a little more Sweet & Sour, until you like the taste.

The concept is, of course, is to get as much alcohol into your system as possible, without having to taste it.

This is a serious drink, for people who want to get serious buzzed, in a serious order. Don't expect to go into a bar and order this up. It's more than is legal in most states. Don't expect to have the ability to drive after drinking one of these without significant time to sober up.